I know. I Suck…

by on Dec.01, 2011, under Uncategorized

In my last blog, posted in September. I promised that you’d hear from me at least once a month. Now that It’s December 1st I missed the last two Months. Cut me some slack. Ive been busy… By the way, what the hell is slack? Seriously, I’m too lazy to look it up. Tweet me your definitions and if I like it. I’ll re -post them. Follow me @antigiant.

Anyway, here are some things I’m involved in the Month of December…

As most of you probably already know(sarcasm) This Saturday Sept 3rd is International Day of People with Disabilities, or Idopd for short. You know like Ipod but disabled. Ive only been aware of this UN sanction holiday for the past two years. As someone who for the most part gets around in a mobility scooter, I stay home. Why, because on December 3rd is usually bloody freezing out! Disabled people, especially the ones who are dependent upon mobility devices, are like bears. We hibernate during the cold winter months. For the past two years I stayed home and celebrated Idopd by doing what everybody does for holidays they have no idea how to celebrate, by making pancakes! However, this year is different, a fellow Disabled comedian who goes by the name Micheal Liftshitz and I got together and decided to produce Canada’s first All Disabled Stand up Comedy show. We invited am extremely hilarious comedian/entertainer from Ottawa to join us Alan Shain and CrippinglyFunny was born! Our first, of hopefully many shows, will be this Saturday December 3rd and we are Proudly calling it ‘The Merry Cripmas show!‘ So if you’re in Montreal, put away your Pancake Mix and join us at Concordia University 1455 De Maisonneuve Blvd. West, H-767. Doors open at 7PM and the show starts at 8PM. Tickets are $15 dollars and it goes to disabled people… Three of them…

for more details check out www.cripplinglyfunny.com Remember they are professional comedians so it’s okay to laugh at them, Because they’re laughing at you!

What are you doing New Years? The Answer is nothing that great if you’re not going to the best 3 Day New Years Party in the Country! @Futurecon 2: The Wrath of Con! Dancing, Games, Costumes, Booze, Food, hot Nerds, Entertainment… Did I forget to mention that I’m this years Stand up comedian? Yes I’ll be one of the the entertainers performing opening night December 30th and afterwords Ill be hosting Nerdy karaoke… How did they rope me into doing this!? For details on the amazing vents check, click on the link FutureCon! You only have a few more days to register so act fast!

Finally, I feel remiss if I didn’t mention to you that I shot a cameo in the Russel Peters Christmas Special It first airs tomorrow on CTV and dirtyier version will be on the Comedy Network later on this month. Not sure when it will be for out side Canada but I’m Pretty sure Comedy Central will get it. This isn’t your Dad’s Christmas Special. This has Pamala Anderson playing the Virgin marry… Do I need to say more?

Those of you with Satellite Radio. Check out my taped interview on Laugh Attack XM160 Today at 11AM talking about The Merry Cripmas show & some other Great stuff I cant remember!

For those of you in Ajax Ontario, I”ll be telling Jokes at your Yuk yuks with one of the funniest headliners in Canada. Mike Wilmot. four shows From Thursday the 8th to Saturday the tenth For details check out my calender!

Merry Christmas! Or Happy Non denominational holiday Season for all you boring PC types!

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